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my dial up story....

Posted by rjlockhart37 on March 31, 2014, at 22:59:58

How to fantacticly use your Dialup (Ford Taurus), you plug your belt into the snap, and talk to you ISP. They will tell you how bad the traffic is in you area, and how much load you may load up you F-line Taurus, now, here is a good example, come here Patty, Patty drives to work every day with her Taurus, she is old school, and prefer's the way her Papa taught her. Patty is sometimes not the polite netdriver on the Taurus level speeds, she had to go to DairyQueen's website, and pick up her breakfast. Next, she slowly, moves her signal which people are sending signal's, move fast patty! I've got to get on and check my email! and your butt is in the way!

Patty doesnt here signal's because she is mean, and really bullhardheaded, even If Lonny/Rob/Al in his Farrari (rarely seen, with Patty, he say's man look at that old model! doenst even have a modem in the contary!

Now the only way, Patty must get to work, now is get on the Highway, she will meet the internet highway very soon, as you can see.....there are faster model's than the old Patty Cakes model, Pat makes a left turn, yet she get's her signal got smashed because she was being a pain in the butt, and someone rammed her butt off the net highway. Pat, she butted her knuckes, but flew off the nethighway! must rebutt, her boot, and get back on the highway. Vince saw this collision, called Al, in his Lamorg-speed warpfast engine, now....this Lamorg-speed can go around anything it want's to the Oz tower, and get instant talk, and hear what smack' is being said on the highway, about Patty's bad additude about being curtious. Rob Vince and Al, get together and think about how to reconstruct this highway, eve, for people who are slow and not nice. Everyone should have there time on, the Oz net, must buy, work, and import info that they may need for preferences.

The only thing about this slow connection, is not enough traffic high ways, to "Metropolis", Al is head of everything. You don't be loyal to him...eee, your stuck in your hut! at home! may send you some mail to say "I'm sorry, Al"

DSL model's are everyday car's, transmissions.

Ford has a new! F10 V10000000 speed, and can take anything off the highway that is being inconvience. The Cyberhighway's. It's big, It's scary, It's fast! even the Farrari's run from this!

Now, When Patty decides to stop dropping by dairyqueen, and go straight to Metrololis Oz, she can get her food right away! even more special! it lasts longer! Plus that means more fuel, for her car signal to get back home safely.

Now, we need to see, the new Industrial CyberIndustry will come of age.

Thank you for your time. Sincererly

rj


not a scholar but understand distress.....
"unheard pain, is the told through good company"

 

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