Posted by Crazy Horse on April 13, 2006, at 6:19:02
Dear Marty,
Since our last visit I have chosen a name for you, after much consideration and speaking with your women, I Chief Crazy Horse, will give you the Sioux name, 'Little Wang.' Although your women suggested Teeny Weenie Wang, Crazy Horse and his people will call you Little Wang.
Little Wang, I was given name Crazy Horse by my Grandfather, 'Chief Long Dong.' Grandfather gave me this name when i was very young warrior. Seeing me fighting and playing in a very aggressive and haphazard way, and of course seeing that i was 'built' like a wild stallion, Grandfather named me 'Crazy Horse'.
Little Wang, it is time to have you visit Crazy Horse and his people to smoke in peace. Medicine man 'Dancing Testicals' has developed a new smoking material even better than peyote. It is called Parnate. This 'Parnate' will drive away all the evil spirits, and bring peace to my people and yours as well. When you visit, please bring your powerful herb (Klonopin), this shall keep the tribe from getting too rambunctious after smoking the great and powerful parnate.
May the spirits guide you in peace as you make your journey.-Crazy Horse
P.S. anyone who reads this is going to think i am REALLY CRAZY!! Just having Fun! :) Take care Bud. Tyler
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