Posted by toddfromPhoenix on August 16, 2000, at 21:48:18
In reply to Re: This #@*$@ sucks!...comedy at its best!, posted by TomV on August 16, 2000, at 15:29:24
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant....but
I sat down with Jesus Christ today (for simplicity sake, let's stick to 'JC'). Most of you Christians will be shocked. He doesn't look like what I had pictured in the Bible. Nope, JC is Indian. Going to require some serious editing of the Bible and will most likely drive Pat Robertson over the edge.
JC appeared actually to have at least a human in his lineage. If I were to describe him in water temperature terms, I would say "above freezing". A stretch from God who had all the personality and warmth as the Ice Planet Hoth. That withstanding, he asked me the general questions and seemed concerned, which is a nice change from God (Oops, I wrote that, God will probably know since he can read my mind). Oh well, I'm screwed : (.
What can I say, JC decided that it was best for me to jump into a new mix of medication. This time, I am thrusting knee deep into a Paxil/Klonopin cocktail. Joy! Just what I wanted. A mixture of medicine to cloud my life. Wonderful. He also informed me that my pinhole sized eyes, which have been with me since my last dose 3 days ago, might return. Super dee duper!! I love it. We're going for the gold here. I can't wait to quit this shit next.
JC seemed to be a bit concerned about my recent "best friend" and the newness of my recent failure. I found her in a local store and she truly is a beaut. Guaranteed not to be as much of a failure as the pills have been. My wife will love it when I tell her about it. Don't worry honey, when I blow my brains out, I'll make sure I do it outside so it won't get on the carpet. Such the sensitive and caring hubby.
And so my friends, will he or won't he? Has he finally mustered up the courage or is he gutless again? Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel.
poster:toddfromPhoenix
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