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Posted by Poet on April 3, 2006, at 10:00:36
In reply to Re: And anyway... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 1, 2006, at 18:24:10
I'm not running on a platform of correct grammar.
Posted by Racer on April 3, 2006, at 11:25:00
In reply to So... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 3, 2006, at 10:00:36
Listen, zipper-puss, some day they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else. The mystery of Morgan's Creek.
Posted by Poet on April 4, 2006, at 9:39:42
In reply to Well, if that's the way you're gonna play » Poet, posted by Racer on April 3, 2006, at 11:25:00
When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!
Posted by Racer on April 4, 2006, at 10:17:54
In reply to Yup, It's how I'm gonna play » Racer, posted by Poet on April 4, 2006, at 9:39:42
There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.
Posted by Poet on April 5, 2006, at 9:03:22
In reply to Re: Yup, It's how I'm gonna play » Poet, posted by Racer on April 4, 2006, at 10:17:54
Well, I don't know what about it! We'll find that out! They'll be plenty of time for that. But I won't be made a fool of, you understand. I can't go around giving out private offices and private secretaries on the strength of a prank that, personally, I consider far from funny.
Posted by Racer on April 5, 2006, at 11:02:35
In reply to Next play » Racer, posted by Poet on April 5, 2006, at 9:03:22
And then another day... uhh... a little bit later - *considerably* later - I realized something else - something I'm imparting to you now, Mr. MacDonald. I'm not a failure. I'm a success. You see, ambition is all right if it works. But no system could be right where only half of 1% were successes and all the rest were failures - that wouldn't be right. I'm not a failure. I'm a success. And so are you, if you earn your own living and pay your bills and look the world in the eye. I hope you win your $25,000, Mr. MacDonald. But if you shouldn't happen to, don't worry about it. Now get the heck back to your desk and try to improve your arithmetic
Posted by Poet on April 6, 2006, at 8:51:24
In reply to Just a thought... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 5, 2006, at 11:02:35
I was reading a book the other day.
Reading a book?
Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?
Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
Posted by Racer on April 6, 2006, at 12:20:05
In reply to Re: Just a thought... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 6, 2006, at 8:51:24
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Posted by Poet on April 7, 2006, at 8:28:48
In reply to You see... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 6, 2006, at 12:20:05
What I am trying to say is: I'm not a poet, I'm an ophiologist.
Posted by Racer on April 7, 2006, at 15:12:48
In reply to Re: You see... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 7, 2006, at 8:28:48
You ought to put handles on that skull. Maybe you could grow geraniums in it.
Posted by Poet on April 10, 2006, at 8:35:26
In reply to Re: You see..., posted by Racer on April 7, 2006, at 15:12:48
I must tell St. Vitus about this.
Posted by Racer on April 10, 2006, at 10:43:58
In reply to Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on April 10, 2006, at 8:35:26
You're not wearing nylon underwear, are you? It disintegrates at high speeds.
(And you picked one I've always loved...)
Posted by Poet on April 11, 2006, at 1:50:16
In reply to Re: Hmm, posted by Racer on April 10, 2006, at 10:43:58
Boxer shorts. K-Mart.
Posted by Racer on April 11, 2006, at 10:19:00
In reply to Re: Hmm » Racer, posted by Poet on April 11, 2006, at 1:50:16
What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.
Posted by Poet on April 12, 2006, at 9:31:52
In reply to {sigh} » Poet, posted by Racer on April 11, 2006, at 10:19:00
I liked you better as a bum.
Posted by Racer on April 12, 2006, at 10:55:59
In reply to Re: {sigh} » Racer, posted by Poet on April 12, 2006, at 9:31:52
I can't help what kind of people you like.
Posted by Poet on April 13, 2006, at 8:50:04
In reply to Well, all I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 12, 2006, at 10:55:59
You can't have your cake and shoot it.
Posted by Racer on April 13, 2006, at 10:21:57
In reply to Re: Well, all I can say is... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 13, 2006, at 8:50:04
Well? What have you to say for yourself now? Here is a man with a beard, and you didn't even pull it!
Posted by Poet on April 14, 2006, at 8:55:03
In reply to Re: Well, all I can say is... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 13, 2006, at 10:21:57
A girl of sixteen is practically an idiot anyway, so I can't very well blame you for something that was practically done by somebody else.
Posted by Racer on April 14, 2006, at 12:37:37
In reply to I can say, posted by Poet on April 14, 2006, at 8:55:03
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas... I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.
Posted by Poet on April 17, 2006, at 8:34:10
In reply to Yeah, well... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 14, 2006, at 12:37:37
The biggest moment in commercial annals muffed by a gang of horse whistles who wouldn't know a slogan from a... ma-ma-ma... a poke in the eye with a stick!
Posted by Racer on April 17, 2006, at 12:34:36
In reply to Re: Yeah, well... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 17, 2006, at 8:34:10
I haven't changed. I'm the same as I was before - only in a different way.
Posted by Poet on April 18, 2006, at 10:46:26
In reply to Re: Yeah, well... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 17, 2006, at 12:34:36
Just keep saying to yourself "I'm adequate."
Posted by Racer on April 18, 2006, at 12:30:18
In reply to Try This » Racer, posted by Poet on April 18, 2006, at 10:46:26
If we never looked at things and thought of what might be, why we'd all still be out there in the tall grass with the apes.
Posted by Poet on April 19, 2006, at 10:13:51
In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 18, 2006, at 12:30:18
Lincoln said, "With malice toward none, with charity to all." Nowadays they say, "Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you."
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