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Posted by Cass on February 14, 2005, at 23:11:43
Hunter Without a Gun
There's this guy who walks into a log cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.
The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask. "Do you have a knife?""No," says the guy.
"Do you have a club?"
"No," says the guy. "But don't you worry. I'm gonna get a bear. Just wait right here and you'll see."
So, the guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.
Eventually, he happens upon a bear asleep in his den. He kicks the bear and gets it really angry. Wide awake now, the bear chases after the guy. The guy runs back towards the cabin as fast as he can.
Inside the cabin, the hunters hear him running down the hill, yelling, "Open the door! Open the door!"
They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, the angry bear runs into the cabin, too.
Then the guy turns around, slams the door shut, and says to the hunters inside, "Okay, you fellas skin that one. I'll go get another."
Posted by Susan47 on February 15, 2005, at 0:38:20
In reply to A joke, posted by Cass on February 14, 2005, at 23:11:43
Wow, weird, very weirdly funny.
Posted by Phil on February 15, 2005, at 5:26:39
In reply to A joke, posted by Cass on February 14, 2005, at 23:11:43
Posted by sunny10 on February 15, 2005, at 12:17:06
In reply to Re: A joke, posted by Susan47 on February 15, 2005, at 0:38:20
thanks, Cass, I needed that!
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