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Amazing talking dog

Posted by Cass on February 4, 2005, at 15:53:28

A guy is driving through Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

Re: This Made Me Laugh Out Loud -- Thanks!! (nm)

Posted by Mark H. on February 9, 2005, at 21:24:33

In reply to Amazing talking dog, posted by Cass on February 4, 2005, at 15:53:28

Re: Amazing talking dog

Posted by Jai Narayan on February 9, 2005, at 22:00:21

In reply to Amazing talking dog, posted by Cass on February 4, 2005, at 15:53:28

Cass, I copied your joke and sent it out to all my friends...
loved it.
thanks, humor is always uplifting.
Ja*

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