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Posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:01:30
1. Seriously.
2. Anyone want to be my self-esteem exercise buddy?
3. If we regularly exercise we'll feel much better.If we feel better our self-esteem will be off the charts!
Like a # 1 on Billboard!
Or a $2M bonus from the company where we are CEOs!
Or a job where all we do is ride around in a golf cart (in shorts and teeshirt) while listening to music and eating chips!
Or a Makeover on the Oprah show!
Or finding out that we ARE NOT THE DADDY on Maury!Or having an Extreme Makeover on that program where that hyper little guy runs around or do I have the title wrong?
or winning "Employee of the Month" and
our very own parking spot CLOSER to the prison!You get the picture of how much better we're gonna feel, right?
4. I'll committ to a mile a day now.
5. I'll submit to 50 lashes with a wet rodent if I do not fulfil my committment.
6. Anyone?
7. Signup is in the tea room in Macys.
Pat
Posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 10:20:05
In reply to Self-Esteem exercise, posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:01:30
this was the clincher in the dream dept.: Or a job where all we do is ride around in a golf cart (in shorts and teeshirt) while listening to music and eating chips!
what do we have to do now to become these fab. ppl?
Posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:39:08
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 10:20:05
> this was the clincher in the dream dept.: Or a job where all we do is ride around in a golf cart (in shorts and teeshirt) while listening to music and eating chips!
>
> what do we have to do now to become these fab. ppl?to feel like I've had the makeover on Oprah and the means to that end is that I walk a mile a day!
I have to report here.....You with me? (you look so cute in shorts and a teeshirt anyway!)
Little B
Posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 17:49:25
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ) » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:39:08
today roped in friend for 1x/wk walking/hiking as we both ate well through the holidays and need increased movement.
still have another workout partner for 1-2x/wk but it has been falling through on this end....sigh.
will report back by wknd what gets done in the huffing and puffing anaerobic exercise dept.
much is filling days until then. will mail ya.
here's to your feeling like you've just gotten your Oprah makeover by walking daily!
an attempt will be made on this end to get movin' by the wknd!
meedle b.
Posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 18:16:00
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 17:49:25
Posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 18:59:18
In reply to Keep the wet rodents handy! (nm) » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 18:16:00
Posted by llurpsienoodle on December 2, 2008, at 19:33:15
In reply to Self-Esteem exercise, posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:01:30
I be yo buddy?
1. I have done a lot of work this semester, and my professors hold me in high regard.
2. I did the papers early, because I thought that they were due today. Actually due in one week. I'm SO clever.
3. My kitten just f*rt*d a BIG one. Instead of shunning her, I breathed in the heady aroma and gave her more love. Well, not really. I wrinkled my nose, and she hopped off to eat some more f*rt food.
4. My pinky hurts from typing, but at least I don't have tendinitis
5. I'm reading a creepy murder mystery, and I'm liking it!
6. I remembered to take all my medicine so far today
7. My colleagues said nice things about my work in our staff meeting. I'm starting to feel like I belong there.
8. I bought a 10$ gift for the toys for tots box. I hope some little girl enjoys her scrapbook/journal with over 250 stickers!!!
9. I'm being proactive about getting all my cavities filled. 1 root canal, 1 crown and 4 fillings. So far I've done the root canal and 2 fillings. Total bill is 850 dollars and may rise another 700. lucky me!!!
10. Little kids saying "Happy kisskiss" (=merry xmas)
-Ll
how, exactly, did the rodent get wet?
Posted by fayeroe on December 3, 2008, at 9:25:02
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise » fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on December 2, 2008, at 19:33:15
how, exactly, did the rodent get wet?in the roddie pool, stupid! :-)
Posted by Poet on December 4, 2008, at 10:31:37
In reply to Self-Esteem exercise, posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:01:30
Not to brag, but I was once employee of the year and got a bottle of Andre champagne: approximate cost $2.99. Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be building self-esteem. That will be hard as I am starting a zero.
I'll take that golf cart job, but it'll have to be someplace warm. With palm trees. And tropical drinks with little umbrellas in them. And chips, of course.
Poet
Posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 10:51:25
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise » fayeroe, posted by Poet on December 4, 2008, at 10:31:37
> Not to brag, but I was once employee of the year and got a bottle of Andre champagne: approximate cost $2.99. Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be building self-esteem. That will be hard as I am starting a zero.
>
> I'll take that golf cart job, but it'll have to be someplace warm. With palm trees. And tropical drinks with little umbrellas in them. And chips, of course.
>
> PoetOH, POET! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much about the Andre champagne.Here they would give you Boone's Farm.
Of course that job is in the tropics. You have a choice of Mexico, St. Lucia, St. Johns, St. Thomas, the Yucatan (down by Belize) and Virgin Gorda! (I'd go with Mexico because I love their homemade pico de gallo so much..not to mention the lizards in the showers)
Pat
Posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 10:53:01
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 2, 2008, at 17:49:25
If I only walk 1/2 mile, does that mean that I get 25 lashes with a wet rodent or 50 with half a rodent?
Posted by Poet on December 4, 2008, at 16:53:16
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ), posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 10:53:01
50 with a semi-dry rodent who is missing 1/2 its teeth.
Poet
Posted by zenhussy on December 4, 2008, at 16:54:39
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ), posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 10:53:01
>>> If I only walk 1/2 mile, does that mean that I get 25 lashes with a wet rodent or 50 with half a rodent? <<<
Listen you!! Enough w/ the poor wet rodents...let alone half rodents (half in size or...?!) Leave the poor shivering critters alone already and get on w/ the walkin!
Left car parked today and walked to take care of shopping at a few stores along a main drag. About 3/4 mile total there and back.
Any movement above and beyond the usual is good and no rodents get harmed when you're doing good. = )
Posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 17:17:20
In reply to Re: Self-Esteem exercise--you're on! = ) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 4, 2008, at 16:54:39
Poet, your suggestion cracked me up!I like the 1/2 teeth idea so much! Dave Letterman says that NY has spare rats! Probably an elderly rat nursing home! We could borrow one.
ZH, I found a wonderful cemetery and did the full walk there. All around and through and through and through. It has gravestones dating back to the early 1800s.
Posted by zenhussy on December 7, 2008, at 16:15:10
In reply to Poet and Zenhussy! » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on December 4, 2008, at 17:17:20
Posted by fayeroe on December 12, 2008, at 8:36:31
In reply to workin' cattle--what else? no wet toothless rats! (nm) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 7, 2008, at 16:15:10
17 bulls tomorrow. the conditions: 1. she has ALL of the syringes full, labeled and ready. 2. pay increases by $2 hr. 3. by working i'm missing trip to Hobby Lobby and that is more than huge this close to Christmas.
4. i get a new body after we finish.
Posted by zenhussy on December 12, 2008, at 12:28:39
In reply to Re: workin' cattle--what else? no wet toothless rats! » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on December 12, 2008, at 8:36:31
sounds like far better condiions than last time. pay raises are always good! be good to your sore body after tomorrow's work.
been climbing up and down 14' ladders all week working out here.
betchya jammer could work the cattle and STILL have her hair lookin' fab!! = )
proud of you for all you do!!!!
Posted by fayeroe on December 12, 2008, at 13:17:14
In reply to no rat, all cattle! ; ) or bulls in this case... » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on December 12, 2008, at 12:28:39
Thank you. I'm not feeling very self-confident right now. Got to daughter's house at 7 a.m. and all was temper, temper, temper. I don't exactly get up at 5:00 a.m. and drive 35 miles to hear a family being so cranky. It does cast a long shadow on the morning.
Taking B and K to park when B gets home. Maybe I can walk it off.
SEVENTEEN FR*GG*NG BULLS!I thought that we only have 5 to go. bitch, gripe, bitch, gripe.
Fr*gg*ng is considered unsavory here? The 9th wonder of Babble!
Posted by fayeroe on December 15, 2008, at 20:10:05
In reply to Re: no rat, all cattle! ; ) or bulls in this case... » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on December 12, 2008, at 13:17:14
Nothing was ready. Cattle weren't penned. Didn't start for three hours after I got there. At least these were run through alleyways and then squeezed down in chute. 17X4=68 shots that I administered. 17 oral worm treatments. 17 that were weighed. I have never been so happy to see the backend of a bull in my life when number 17 went through. I'm won't be back there anytime soon. Is there a union for cowboys?
These bulls are bred to be sold.
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