Psycho-Babble Medication Thread 121510

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Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE

Posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 11:54:19

"I'm here today to talk to you all of a horrible SE that seems to be traced back to Lexapro." I want you to know that it's not a pleasant subject but we're amatuer scientist's here so don't get grossed out. Try to be professional, guys especially, okay.
I've recently noticed a poisonous aroma from Lex-flat. Please heed this warning. If you once got by with breaking wind in an elevator, be forewarned that now you are carrying a loaded weapon so to speak.
One other warning..Don't let one go just before getting out of your car for work. Eight hours later, you sit down and the nightmare on Lexapro St. comes alive again.
This strain has probably become Beano resistant. If you have it, always walk into the wind, preferably hurricane force.
In the interest of research, has anyone else noticed this SE after taking Lexapro? I'd like to begin a 12 step group..we'll meet outdoors.
The actual disease has not been named but we're considering SmellaLexatosis.
Call 1(800)GoodGod!! for meeting times.

Thanks,

Phil
Oh, goodgod! Happy I moved my desktop outside.

 

New meaning to the term poop out

Posted by Marathon Man on September 29, 2002, at 14:18:22

In reply to Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE, posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 11:54:19

nm

 

Hilarious Phil! I had that with Paxil.... (nm) » Phil

Posted by Ritch on September 29, 2002, at 18:02:46

In reply to Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE, posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 11:54:19

 

Re: Hilarious Phil! I had that with Paxil....

Posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 19:16:29

In reply to Hilarious Phil! I had that with Paxil.... (nm) » Phil, posted by Ritch on September 29, 2002, at 18:02:46

I know this isn't a pleasant topic and I don't expect many women will say, "Me, too!" haha
Now when I take my Lexapro at night, I always hum,"You dropped a bomb on me, baby, you dropped a bomb on me."

 

Glad we weren't on a cross-country drive together! (nm) » Ritch

Posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 19:40:21

In reply to Hilarious Phil! I had that with Paxil.... (nm) » Phil, posted by Ritch on September 29, 2002, at 18:02:46

 

Re: Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE » Phil

Posted by Geezer on September 29, 2002, at 21:55:16

In reply to Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE, posted by Phil on September 29, 2002, at 11:54:19

Oh dear.......Beano resistant, Lexa Flat, SmellaLexatosis. This is serious......I recommend a Black Box Warning in the PDR to avoid open flames. How was this missed in clinical trials?

 

FLATULENT -----Phil

Posted by shar on September 29, 2002, at 23:47:36

In reply to Re: Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE » Phil, posted by Geezer on September 29, 2002, at 21:55:16

Hey, one time Cam mentioned some side effects (this was a while back) and said they weren't anything to worry about but watch out if you had a blue flame shooting out of your ass.

Is it sort of like that?

Shar

ps. hahahahahaha, you are so hilarious, Phil!

 

Re: FLATULENT » shar

Posted by Phil on September 30, 2002, at 6:01:22

In reply to FLATULENT -----Phil, posted by shar on September 29, 2002, at 23:47:36

As you know, as a young boy, I used to light any escaping, uh, you know. Once did it infront of my mother, who at first tried to stop me, then couldn't stop laughing. She also knew at that moment that Philip wouldn't be a rocket scientist!

Shar, I would not get near a flame now. You know, people could get hurt.

Phil

ps..I've bought a laptop and am now posting from my roof.

 

Re: Thanks Geezer, I'm writing the FDA

Posted by Phil on September 30, 2002, at 6:09:03

In reply to Re: Horrifying new SE from Lexapro:FLATULENCE » Phil, posted by Geezer on September 29, 2002, at 21:55:16

Black box warning, great idea. I'll write Beano and see if they're working on a super strength.
I knew I'd find my calling in this world.
Thank you, thank you all so much(tear)I've got a purpose in life.
Sorry, time to change rooms..c'mere kitty, ouch, you little heathen!

 

Gosh! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!! (nm)

Posted by LyndaK on October 3, 2002, at 0:38:01

In reply to Re: Thanks Geezer, I'm writing the FDA, posted by Phil on September 30, 2002, at 6:09:03


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