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Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
In reply to Nope » Racer, posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27
If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I think it's good to go over to your best friend's house and ruin her day too.
Posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55
You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this.
Posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
In reply to Re: Well... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01
In reply to Re: Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.
Posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49
In reply to I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01
I've heard a rant like this before
Posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21
In reply to And I'm fairly certain » Poet, posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36
In reply to Re: And I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21
Okay... You know, all I'm sayin' here, is one of us might need a little nap.
Posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10
In reply to Look » Poet, posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36
And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?
Posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40
In reply to Yes » Racer, posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10
I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.
Posted by Poet on September 16, 2006, at 10:52:46
In reply to Re: Yes » Poet, posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40
The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.
Posted by Racer on September 16, 2006, at 14:06:03
In reply to Helpful Hints » Racer, posted by Poet on September 16, 2006, at 10:52:46
Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!
Posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20
In reply to Re: Helpful Hints » Poet, posted by Racer on September 16, 2006, at 14:06:03
Child, how can you see with all that light?
Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32
In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20
I have done everything in my power to protect this boy from your idiotic, cockeyed nincompoopery.
Posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34
In reply to You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32
No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.
Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02
In reply to Re: You know -- » Racer, posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34
This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get that fixed.
Posted by Poet on September 20, 2006, at 21:14:45
In reply to Re: You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02
I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?
Posted by Racer on September 20, 2006, at 21:49:30
In reply to A Rather Lengthy Pondering » Racer, posted by Poet on September 20, 2006, at 21:14:45
The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!
Posted by Poet on September 21, 2006, at 19:38:13
In reply to Guess what? » Poet, posted by Racer on September 20, 2006, at 21:49:30
If you like to play fetch don't get a fast dog. All they want to do is show off and they don't care about your stick. If they don't comeback by sundown your out three-hundred dollars.
Posted by Racer on September 21, 2006, at 20:10:03
In reply to Re: Guess what? » Racer, posted by Poet on September 21, 2006, at 19:38:13
Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
Posted by Poet on September 22, 2006, at 11:14:09
In reply to Re: Guess what? » Poet, posted by Racer on September 21, 2006, at 20:10:03
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Posted by Racer on September 22, 2006, at 14:09:27
In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on September 22, 2006, at 11:14:09
What does it mean, "exact change"?
Posted by Poet on September 23, 2006, at 13:31:34
In reply to I don't understand » Poet, posted by Racer on September 22, 2006, at 14:09:27
I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
Posted by Racer on September 24, 2006, at 21:28:27
In reply to Further Confusion » Racer, posted by Poet on September 23, 2006, at 13:31:34
Okaay, make nice, give us the ray gun...
Posted by Poet on September 25, 2006, at 20:22:16
In reply to Re: Further Confusion, posted by Racer on September 24, 2006, at 21:28:27
We are in an enemy wessel. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.
Posted by Racer on September 25, 2006, at 22:32:01
In reply to I Refuse » Racer, posted by Poet on September 25, 2006, at 20:22:16
It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question.
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