Psycho-Babble Social Thread 621907

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You're Welcome » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16

In reply to Thank you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 6, 2006, at 12:27:05

Would you not agree that Mindy's cheesecake is the best cheesecake alive?

 

I just want to tell you » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25

In reply to You're Welcome » Racer, posted by Poet on September 7, 2006, at 8:23:16

I just acquired five thousand fish.

 

Tell Me More » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00

In reply to I just want to tell you » Poet, posted by Racer on September 7, 2006, at 12:47:25

Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce?

 

Sure » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15

In reply to Tell Me More » Racer, posted by Poet on September 8, 2006, at 8:32:00

I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father.

 

Re: Sure » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10

In reply to Sure » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 0:34:15

Mother, very peculiar things have happened since I started to wear this suit. I can't seem to make these clothes do anything Father wouldn't do.

 

My dear » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59

In reply to Re: Sure » Racer, posted by Poet on September 9, 2006, at 14:30:10

No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed.

 

But » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10

In reply to My dear » Poet, posted by Racer on September 9, 2006, at 17:54:59

This chap's taking licence in my view.

 

Re: But » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07

In reply to But » Racer, posted by Poet on September 10, 2006, at 17:39:10

Could be routine, or it might be downright damnable harassment.

 

Nope » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27

In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 1:45:07

I'm sorry, that is impossible.
Part of the new cruelty?
I'm afraid so.

 

Well... » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55

In reply to Nope » Racer, posted by Poet on September 11, 2006, at 9:50:27

If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I think it's good to go over to your best friend's house and ruin her day too.

 

Re: Well... » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04

In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 11, 2006, at 12:23:55

You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this.

 

Re: Well... » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19

In reply to Re: Well... » Racer, posted by Poet on September 12, 2006, at 9:46:04

You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.

 

I'm fairly certain » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01

In reply to Re: Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on September 12, 2006, at 10:25:19

I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

 

And I'm fairly certain » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49

In reply to I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 13, 2006, at 8:25:01

I've heard a rant like this before

 

Re: And I'm fairly certain » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21

In reply to And I'm fairly certain » Poet, posted by Racer on September 13, 2006, at 10:22:49

I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.

 

Look » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36

In reply to Re: And I'm fairly certain » Racer, posted by Poet on September 14, 2006, at 8:25:21

Okay... You know, all I'm sayin' here, is one of us might need a little nap.

 

Yes » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10

In reply to Look » Poet, posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:02:36

And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?

 

Re: Yes » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40

In reply to Yes » Racer, posted by Poet on September 15, 2006, at 9:07:10

I feel like we're in a Noel Coward play. Someone should be making martinis.

 

Helpful Hints » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 16, 2006, at 10:52:46

In reply to Re: Yes » Poet, posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 11:52:40

The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.

 

Re: Helpful Hints » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 16, 2006, at 14:06:03

In reply to Helpful Hints » Racer, posted by Poet on September 16, 2006, at 10:52:46

Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!

 

Question » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20

In reply to Re: Helpful Hints » Poet, posted by Racer on September 16, 2006, at 14:06:03

Child, how can you see with all that light?

 

You know -- » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32

In reply to Question » Racer, posted by Poet on September 18, 2006, at 20:23:20

I have done everything in my power to protect this boy from your idiotic, cockeyed nincompoopery.

 

Re: You know -- » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34

In reply to You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 0:47:32

No. No, you're not a bad mother. You're just a barking lunatic.

 

Re: You know -- » Poet

Posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02

In reply to Re: You know -- » Racer, posted by Poet on September 19, 2006, at 9:33:34

This crying in the morning thing, this depression, let's get that fixed.

 

A Rather Lengthy Pondering » Racer

Posted by Poet on September 20, 2006, at 21:14:45

In reply to Re: You know -- » Poet, posted by Racer on September 19, 2006, at 10:24:02

I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units. It's amazing how the day fills up, and I often wonder, to be absolutely honest, if I'd ever have time for a job; how do people cram them in?


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