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Posted by Poet on April 23, 2006, at 15:17:12
In reply to {sigh} Look -- » Poet, posted by Racer on April 21, 2006, at 12:56:28
We've been friends for a long time. Do you really think you can talk me into it?
Posted by Racer on April 23, 2006, at 18:27:03
In reply to Re: {sigh} Look -- » Racer, posted by Poet on April 23, 2006, at 15:17:12
I do not think that will be necessary. I never faint because I am not sure that I will fall gracefully and I never use smelling salts because they puff up the eyes.
Posted by Poet on April 24, 2006, at 18:11:00
In reply to Oh... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 23, 2006, at 18:27:03
Just pretend you're a janitor. Janitors are never terrified.
Posted by Racer on April 24, 2006, at 19:55:42
In reply to Re: Oh... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 24, 2006, at 18:11:00
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.
Posted by Poet on April 25, 2006, at 9:40:10
In reply to Re: Oh... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 24, 2006, at 19:55:42
What you're trying to say is that you don't want me to love you. Say it. Say it!
Posted by Racer on April 25, 2006, at 10:30:54
In reply to Re: I knew it » Racer, posted by Poet on April 25, 2006, at 9:40:10
Is that "Pinky" with a Y or "Pinkie" with an IE?
Posted by Poet on April 26, 2006, at 8:45:01
In reply to Then tell me » Poet, posted by Racer on April 25, 2006, at 10:30:54
Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce.
Posted by Racer on April 26, 2006, at 10:48:10
In reply to Re: Then tell me » Racer, posted by Poet on April 26, 2006, at 8:45:01
That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake.
Posted by Poet on April 27, 2006, at 8:33:19
In reply to Re: Then tell me » Poet, posted by Racer on April 26, 2006, at 10:48:10
Well, you see, this is a question of getting married. You've never been married to a lobster.
Posted by Racer on April 27, 2006, at 11:29:32
In reply to You Wanted to Know » Racer, posted by Poet on April 27, 2006, at 8:33:19
And then I heard a noise.
What kind of noise?
Like a sound.
Posted by Poet on April 28, 2006, at 9:34:30
In reply to Re: You Wanted to Know » Poet, posted by Racer on April 27, 2006, at 11:29:32
You're just like Don Quixote. You think that everything is always something else.
Posted by Racer on April 28, 2006, at 10:25:52
In reply to Re: You Wanted to Know » Racer, posted by Poet on April 28, 2006, at 9:34:30
Just keep saying to yourself "I'm adequate."
Posted by Poet on April 29, 2006, at 10:20:08
In reply to That's OK, dear » Poet, posted by Racer on April 28, 2006, at 10:25:52
YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!
Posted by Racer on April 29, 2006, at 12:03:37
In reply to Re: That's OK, dear » Racer, posted by Poet on April 29, 2006, at 10:20:08
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspaper. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
Posted by Poet on May 1, 2006, at 8:23:25
In reply to I don't know, see... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 29, 2006, at 12:03:37
I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!
Posted by Racer on May 1, 2006, at 9:45:49
In reply to Re: I don't know, see... » Racer, posted by Poet on May 1, 2006, at 8:23:25
If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!
Posted by Poet on May 2, 2006, at 9:40:13
In reply to Re: I don't know, see... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 1, 2006, at 9:45:49
I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with.
Posted by Racer on May 2, 2006, at 10:08:12
In reply to Yes, You Could, but » Racer, posted by Poet on May 2, 2006, at 9:40:13
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
Posted by Poet on May 3, 2006, at 10:43:20
In reply to Re: Yes, You Could, but » Poet, posted by Racer on May 2, 2006, at 10:08:12
I seem to have misplaced my buttonhole.
Posted by Racer on May 3, 2006, at 12:03:00
In reply to Re: Yes, You Have, but » Racer, posted by Poet on May 3, 2006, at 10:43:20
Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.
Posted by Poet on May 4, 2006, at 8:48:09
In reply to Re: Yes, You Have, but » Poet, posted by Racer on May 3, 2006, at 12:03:00
Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she's good.
Posted by Racer on May 4, 2006, at 12:55:19
In reply to Re: Yes, posted by Poet on May 4, 2006, at 8:48:09
I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!
Posted by Poet on May 5, 2006, at 8:35:16
In reply to In case you doubt my self-esteem » Poet, posted by Racer on May 4, 2006, at 12:55:19
Is this stuff on the level or are you just making it up as you go along?
Posted by Racer on May 5, 2006, at 10:56:55
In reply to Re: In case you doubt my self-esteem » Racer, posted by Poet on May 5, 2006, at 8:35:16
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it!
Your proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood:
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
And even when you've changed it or condensed it, I'm against it!
For months before my son was born
I used to yell from night till morn:
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
And I've kept yelling since I've first commenced it, I'm against it.
Posted by Poet on May 6, 2006, at 17:37:02
In reply to Just to remove all doubt » Poet, posted by Racer on May 5, 2006, at 10:56:55
If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I'll put my foot down, so shall it be... this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!
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